August 16, 2012
A Message From Mila
All you babies out there, I have a great trick to play on your moms! First, sleep for like 6 hours straight so that your mom feels all excited like maybe her eye will finally stop twitching. Then, and this is key, once she feeds you and gets you back to sleep, make sure to grunt and squeak as loudly as you can while you sleep for the next two hours. The most effective method is to wait just long enough between grunts that she starts to drift off to sleep and then BAM hit her with another one! Haha, hilarious. Oh and as a bonus, if she tries bringing you into bed after the two hours of grunting in an attempt to get some sleep... just poop everywhere. She might look tired now, but trust me, you guys will laugh about it later.
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Hehe, well, Dane didn't sleep 6 hours straight for many many months, but I can empathize with the grunting. He grunted and snortled so much that we had to move him to his own room at 1 1/2 weeks old so I could actually get some sleep!
ReplyDeleteAt least her poop everywheres are cute and odorless, right?
ReplyDeleteLOL. Oh the grunting... Bennett and Easton both did this from about 4-6am when they were newborns. SO weird!! lol
ReplyDeleteOh no! LOL I don't remember Hunter grunting... but maybe it's just been too long. Soon enough...I will get to experience the newborn stage again!
ReplyDeleteJust read your birth story on Lily. So beautifully written. Now, you have a second baby! Guess I have some catching up to do!!! Congratulations!
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